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Female/19/USA

A blog to be filled with all of my silly interests and some doodles.

Always open to questions<3!


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woclasscarrier Asked:
sometimes you get all sorts of funny creatures from the sea, and then there's the sculptured slipper lobster

My answer:

iguanamouth:

when i firs t read this i thought you were literally just throwing unrelated words together but. no. no. its a real thing. lets say “slipper lobster” thirty times real quick just for fun

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 there it is

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 theyre ALSO called sculpted mitten lobsters and they apparently just. hang out on the ocean floor and sleep all day, emerging at night to eat clams and crabs and probably human toes from divers who forget what theyre doing and try to wear it

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and theres more of them ! theres a whole damn family of shoe based crustaceans, none of which are actually true lobsters. some of them can get Really Colorful, like this regal slipper lobster

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the largest of em is the aesop slipper lobster, which can get up to 20 inches in length. thats almost two feet. two feet of slipper lobster. jesus christ

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( photos from x  x x x x )




holly-draws-skeletons:

Hey! I made a spooky ghost for you guys! 

It’s transparent!



2srooky:

life-death-thepursuitofhappiness:

piertotum-locomottor:

breadmaakesyoufat:

breadmaakesyoufat:

i was talking to a guy and he said “if there were no laws you could be raped at any point of the day” and i replied with “yeah and i could retaliate by stabbing the rapist, hey i mean there are no laws” and he said “rape isn’t that bad, stabbing someone is a little over dramatic” wtf.

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GUYS NO.

PAINT YOUR NAILS WITH HIS BLOOD.

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kitkaloid:

cherubs and shipping??
happy late v-day!~ nv n





communistbakery:

isfuckingfun:

Cement eclipses; tiny cement skeletons haunt the streets in Mexico.

the skeleton war hit us hard


noahtheskeleton:

Drew on my hand today



supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked






maghrabiyya:

hexetal:

velociraptors-in-hats:

velociraptors-in-hats:

CJ is such a good girl

everybody who reblogs this will get a love letter from CJ.
If you don’t reblog it, that’s ok. CJ still loves you.

im not gonna chance not getting a love letter from this dog, im in lov

such a gentle lick




methedras:

this is the best thing i’ve ever made 


torch-dick:

astoundingbeyondbelief:

2spooky4neemz:

The excessive energy from its Mega Evolution gushes out of its mouth, blasting away and destroying its jaw. It is no longer able to close its mouth, and the freezing air it emits becomes far stronger. It tosses foes into its gaping mouth, expelling a burst of chilled air to freeze them instantly.”

MY MOUTH IS OPEN, AND I MUST SCREAM.

Morbidly cute